bite me.
i nearly left the real me on the shelf; i forgot what to do to fit the mold
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leviisacutelittleshit:

colourfulpantsandarainbowhat:

beggars-opera:

colourfulpantsandarainbowhat:

WHY DO PEOPLE CALL IT FUCK, MARRY, KILL WHEN THEY COULD CALL IT BED, WED, BEHEAD

easy there henry

whos henry what thef uck?

*faint laughter from Britian*

“I’m just gonna bullshit it.”
my life motto for the past 20 years  (via blurrymelancholy)

(Source: narcissasmalfoy)

cerpaldi:

This is an amazing site for calming down after a panic attack or to get your mind off of anxieties, basically you just make sand art with your mouse. Highly recommend

(Source: flawlessrory)

zogwargqueen:

im at starbucks right now and some other person with a mac just put this word doc into my air drop???????????????? 

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daftpostpunk:

you better pop lock and drop that attitude

lameborghini:

why do people expect so much of me i still have to use a calculator to find what 6 times 8 is

thinsquids:

yeah mom im ok i just dont want to be alive haha

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